Thursday, July 25, 2013

Gridiron Dolls

As we get close to football season in the good ol' US of A, I wanted to get this out in the open. With women showing that they are better than the men in the ring, they also prove that they are also worthy on the gridiron.While that is an argument, here is my list of the current crop of women in the ring who might need a secondary sport to...you know, channel their aggression.



Allysin Kay-Cornerback

The current WSU Tag Team Champion and AIW Women's Champion is no stranger to making big time hits in the ring, but what if she could do things on the football field? Her style should mirror that of current Lions DE Ndamukong Suh as well as Nnamdi Asomugha because she can make the big hits count late in the games and shut down any receiver at any give time. She can also be a shutdown cornerback as well channeling Raider great Lester Hayes and former Jet turned Buc Darrelle Revis, bringing a whole new dimension in the game.

We might as well call her "Judge Allysin."



Cheerleader Melissa-Strong Safety

Let's face it...When the Female Terminator delivers her signature shoulder block and she screams at you, you know she's suitable as a strong safety because of the big hits she delivers. Not only will she stop receivers and pick off quarterbacks, she can make big time plays on defense as well. The 5'8" dynamo does not back down from anybody, so that will be to her advantage. Much like former San Francisco great Ronnie Lott, she can play free safety and cornerback, making her a versatile defensive back in the game. Don't count out her return game neither, if that might help out.

Imagine that...Cheerleader Melissa as a football player...That's one thing you gotta wonder, isn't it?



Courtney Rush-Wide Receiver

Chad Johnson made a habit of performing dance moves in the end zone after a touchdown. Why not Courtney Rush? In her native Canada, Canadian Football is one of the most successful sport in Canada, and her hometown Winnipeg Blue Bombers is one of three fan-owned teams in the Canadian Football League. With Rush as a wideout, she can make spectacular catches as well as making solid tackles whenever there's a fumble or an interception. When she gets to the end zone, she might do a little Gangam Style for the loyal fans. Just don't go overboard or there's gonna be flags on the field.


Saraya Knight-Middle Linebacker

Brute force comes in all sizes, but Saraya Knight is no pushover in the ring. But what if that translate on the football field? Maybe the likes of Peyton Manning and Tom Brady needs to fear this gal, considering she can be downright mean in the ring. Much like the days of Dick Butkus and Mean Joe Greene, the Dutchess of Mean can really put a lot of hurt on ball carriers...like it or not.


Portia Perez-Running Back

Portia is good at running. Nuff said.

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